Gearbox has begun marketing their next Borderlands 2 DLC, Mister Torgue’s Campaign of Carnage.
Sorry, MISTER TORGUE’S CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE ҉
> Hey g*uys! Sorr#y for the lack of upd%ates lately. My ECHO com’s been on $the friTz. I thin^ some)_’s tr#4ng to h/*ck it
> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT’S TORGUE TIME BITCHES
> THIS IS MISTER TORGUE COMIN AT YOU FROM PANDORA I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS FIRSTLY ARE YOU READY TO BLOW SOME SH*T UP AND SECONDLY HOW ARE THINGS
> ARE YOU A BADASS ENOUGH BADASS TO SURVIVE “MISTER TORGUE’S CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE”? I’M LEGIT CURIOUS CAUSE I DUNNO YOU THAT WELL #BADASSITUDE
> I NEED NEW PUNCTUATION THAT LOOKS LIKE AN EXPLOSION CAUSE PERIODS ARE TOO CALM AND EXCLAMATION MARKS LOOK LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN LOWER CASE I
> LOWER CASE IS FOR PUSSIES
> OKAY THE NEW EXPLOSION-BASED PUNCTUATION LOOKS LIKE THIS (><) AND REPRESENTS AN EXPLOSION NOISE WHICH IS HOW BADASSES END SENTENCES (><)
> WAIT I TAKE IT BACK THAT LOOKS KINDA LIKE A SPHINCTER ABORT MISSION
> ON PANDORA SETTIN UP MY CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME THROWIN UP THE HORNS LIKE A BADASS #BADASSITUDE https://twitpic.com/bdho6y
> TORGUE GUNS ARE THE BEST THING EVER IF YOU DISAGREE SHUT UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAkDPobvqM
> OKAY GOT IT ҉ THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL END PUNCTUATION OF THE TORGUE CORPORATION ҉ I DUB IT THE EXPLERIOD
> THE EXPLERIOD CAN MAKE ANY SENTENCE BADASS, FOR INSTANCE: “THIS VEGAN CASHEW-BASED CHEESE SUBSTITUTE IS DELIGHTFUL ҉ ”
> GODDAMMIT TWITTER SPACING WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EXPLERIODS THEY LOOK LIKE WEIRD FLOWER THINGS OR SOME SH*T
> BY THE WAY WHAT IS A VEGANS
Update:
> MY CAMPAIGN OF CARNAGE DROPS ON NOVEMBER TWENTIIIIIIIIIIIETH
> IF YOU DIDN’T READ THAT LAST TWEET LIKE IT WAS A SICK GUITAR SOLO YOU F*CKED IT UP
So, Tuesday is when it come out then.
